Trucks are tricky, or are tricks trucky?

Today's commute was enhanced by the brigade of 18-wheelers and work vans. Coming up over a hill was like looking out across a river packed with (trucks) logs. They always seem to creep a good foot into your lane, too. And then you hit the rumble strip and look like a drunkard! These trucks must have gotten an early start because there weren't nearly as many sleeping trucks on the side of the highways or at the pike rest stops. Revenge of the trucks!

You know you're a yuppie when...

• You have to make the daily choice of making breakfast or making lunch and then fending for vittles at work. Today was lunch...breakfast was a protein bar at the Natick rest stop on the pike.
• You begin to understand the value of meal-replacement bars.
• You begin to despise the price of meal-replacement bars.
• You get excited by the thought of writing in your Yuppie blog.
• You fondly remember Thirsty Thursdays as you wake up at the crack of dawn and go to bed at sunset.
• Your new version of Thirsty Thursdays is having a nightcap...at 8PM.
• Anyone who is still in college is a "kid."
• You realize that you don't really know anything, at least not nearly as much as you thought you knew in college.
• You used to be addicted to your computer. Now you don't even want to turn it on when you get home from a day of staring at a computer for 8 hours.

You know you're a PWTC yuppie when...

• You appreciate the work that editors do. Raw documents are ATROCIOUS.
• You get happy and sad depending on a doc's usability.
• You learn to give up perfectionism when the UI is crap and have to just go with the bad flow of the software.
• You know what a UI is and find it hard to believe you didn't know what it was a few months ago.
• You daily find yourself doing something that you learned in PWTC.
• You can't wait to go back to UMass to see the Toominator, Solberglar, and Pulverizer and give talks about your job to new PWTC kids.